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Black oversized heavyweight tee · 10-inch centered chest print

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Boxy and oversized. Size down for a closer fit. Measurements are in inches, taken flat: width across the chest just below the arms, length from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Lay a tee you like flat and compare.

Cotton Heritage MC1087 Box Tee
Size	S	M	L	XL
Chest width	22	24	26	28
Length	28.25	29.25	30.25	31.25

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