Emotional Dependencies

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Issue 01 · 12 tees

I divorced my wife to vibe code: worn, front view
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I divorced my wife to vibe code

Black oversized heavyweight tee · $36
I prompted her to stay: worn, back view
02

I prompted her to stay

Bone cropped tee · $36
Emotionally unavailable. Locally hosted.: worn, back view
03

Emotionally unavailable. Locally hosted.

Toxic green heavyweight unisex tee · $36
No strings attached. Just dependencies.: worn, front view
04

No strings attached. Just dependencies.

Faded oxblood heavyweight unisex tee · $36
Commit to me, coward: worn, front view
05

Commit to me, coward

Soft pink boxy cropped tee · $36
API Keys are for Lovers: worn, front view
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API Keys are for Lovers

Heather charcoal heavyweight unisex tee · $36
404: Closure not found: worn, front view
07

404: Closure not found

Washed navy heavyweight unisex tee · $36
Open ticket: Feelings: worn, front view
08

Open ticket: Feelings

Vintage white heavyweight unisex tee · $36
No hard feelings. Just soft deletes.: worn, front view
09

No hard feelings. Just soft deletes.

Faded mocha heavyweight unisex tee · $36
My love language is reading the docs: worn, front view
10

My love language is reading the docs

Orchid heavyweight unisex tee · $36
Hard launch / soft block: worn, front view
11

Hard launch / soft block

Deep breakup-red heavyweight unisex tee · $36
Emotionally compiling…: worn, front view
12

Emotionally compiling…

Heather gray heavyweight unisex tee · $36

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